The Bishop of Torchwood: ‘Greeks Bearing Gifts’

Oh god. Naoko Mori really is a nothing actress, isn’t she? Freema Agyeman should feel right at home . . .

The Bishop has by now had enough of Torchwood, the televisual soulmate of an 'ADD M0RE 1NCHES!!!' spam; and must point out that he is writing this brief commentary instead of watching ‘Greeks Bearing Gifts’, which is at the moment floundering and foundering and flailing away in the other room. So forgive him if he gets the following assessment wrong; though given that the one and only useful thing that Torchwood has been in consistent, he suspects it will be all too correct: ‘Greeks Bearing Gifts’ is crap.